Thursday, April 30, 2009

A Great Blog.






















Strange Maps

I've always been fascinated with maps. In another life I am probably a well-known cartographer. As a young man I spent as much time pouring over maps of Middle Earth, Narnia, and the Kingdom of Wisdom as I spent reading the adventures of Bilbo Baggins, Prince Caspian, and Milo, Tock and the Humbug.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Had my first meditation class tonight.

And it was great.  Did an eating meditation with a raisin.  Never knew they were so juicy.  Pretty much at peace right now, which is a rare thing indeed.

Other things that happened to me today:

Put cheese in various spots in various coolers and shelves for 8 hours.  I've gotten so used to my work week that I have a nickname for every day now.  Thursdays are my receiving/stocking day and I've nicknamed them "Andy on the Town" because I am moving around, in and out of coolers and on the floor and in the backstock and what have you.  Tomorrow (Fridays) I've nicknamed "The Andy Show" because it's a cutting/wrapping shift and I am the senior cheese worker during the whole 8 hours.  It's weird.  Saturdays are the last and only night shift of my week and I've nicknamed them "Pooped."

Played drums for half an hour.  Attempted to master the subtle art of the funky bass pedal.  It's so very hard to make it sound s m o o v e. 

Hung out with my friend Corinne for an hour at her workplace, Lovejoy's Attic.  Had tea and shared a carrot and talked of goings on and getting older.

Didn't make it to see Dan Deacon.  Next time, I swear.

Had a great bicycle ride home from the meditation class.  The night air felt just like the night air would feel the first week of October in the midwest, the last sigh of summer.       

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

A Salute to Ronald Mallett.

Ronald L. Mallett, Ph.D., Professor of Physics at the University of Connecticut, wants to build a time machine.





















When Ronald was 10 years old, his father died suddenly of a heart attack. He was only 33 years old. After reading a Classics Ilustrated version of H.G. Wells' The Time Machine young Ronald was inspired to build such a machine in order to go back in time to save his father. He has not stopped this seemingly impossible pursuit for over 50 years, being one of the first African-Americans to garner a Ph.D. in theoretical physics in 1973 and being appointed a professorship at the University of Connecticut in 1975. In 2007 he published a memoir: Time Traveler: A Scientist's Personal Mission to Make Time Travel a Reality. In 2008 Spike Lee acquired the film rights.

Here is a diagram of Ronald Mallett's proposed time machine:


Friday, April 17, 2009

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

Question: What's the only thing that could make Jane Austin better?






















Answer: The living dead!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Sometimes work can be amazing.


A guy from Mythbusters came in to the cheeseshop today.  He was looking for a few wheels of Edam to shoot out of a cannon.  Apparently in the olden days two ships were having it out with each other and one of the ships ran out of cannonballs.  The captain supposedly ordered the crew to begin firing cheese at the opposing vessel.  
We don't carry Edam (other than it's cannonball-like shape it's pretty unimpressive) but sold him four wheels of Garrotxa instead, a beautiful cheese from the Catalonian area of Spain that will be splattered against a wall on a television set near you in the very near future.    

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Misunderstandings.

At my drum lesson earlier today my teacher, Pepe Jacobo, told me that I must be like a "wood beer" while drumming. We were going over how to increase the speed of 16th notes on the high hat. Pepe is the best teacher I have ever had. I have been seeing him every week for almost two years now and he has taught me much more then how to play the drums. My first lesson consisted of the two of us looking at the sky for an hour while Pepe talked about giving and receiving and time and patience and love. My homework that first week was to look at the sky every single day. Here is a picture of the sky:




Here is a picture of Pepe:


















Pepe is Cotsa Rican by birth and I am Wisconsinian by birth and so there are usually some small misunderstandings between the two of us. I turned the phrase over in my head a few times. A wood beer. . . wood beer. . . be like a wood beer. . . Finally I had to tell him. "Pepe," I said, "I have no idea what you mean."
"Wood beer, be like a wood beer," he said to me in his warm way.
There was a small pause, the two of us patiently looking at each other.
"No. . . no," he suddenly said. "Beer-beard-bird-how you say. . . wood bird?"
"Wood bird?" I said.
"Yes! Like a wood bird!" he said.
Then it hit me. "Woodpecker! Be like a woodpecker!" His eyes lit up.
"Yes!" he said. "Be like a woodpecker!"
There was another small pause, the corners of both of our mouths turning up. Then, laughter. Laughter as I have never laughed with Pepe before. Tears running down the sides of both our cheeks.
After we had composed ourselves and resolved to form a band called "Wood Beer" Pepe suddenly got serious. He likes to do this from time to time. "Andy," he told me. "You must be like a woodpecker. What does a woodpecker do?" I tapped my drum stick against the high hat. "Yes," he said, slowly tapping his stick against the other side of the high hat. He increased his speed until his hand was but a blur and I could not tell the difference between his individual strokes. It looked exactly like a woodpecker. "If it exists in nature, you can do it," he slowly said, his hands moving faster then anything. "You can do it as long as you do not separate yourself from nature."
I understood.

Other things that happened today include:

Paid another visit to Bettina (see posts for the last two Tuesdays). I went for the beige tape this time. Been feeling a little conspicuous lately.

Finally visited City Hall (as a tourist). Felt a little like an idiot for being in awe of the grand staircase. Stood outside the office of the mayor for a whole minute trying to figure out if I had anything to say, then walked out, feeling strangely satisfied.

Ate the best pho of my life at Turtle Tower in Little Saigon. Licked the bowl clean.

Missed you.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

The Least Expected Best Drum Break Ever.

"Popcorn" by Hot Butter. This was one of the only 45's my parents owned. It came in a weird white and purple sleeve covered with a bunch of crazy cartoon hippies just FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. And that's exactly how this song made me feel. Along with "The March of the Tin Soldiers" and "Nathaniel the Grublet" it was my my favorite record as a child. And probably still is.



Runner Up: "Sweet Pea" by Tommy Roe.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

I know my birthday is 3 months away. . .

. . . but I really want one of these.



Check out the details! Everything from the intestine-lined interior to the lightsaber pull (which GLOWS IN THE DARK)!!!

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag